Day 75

Day 75: R and I spent the day watching ESPN's "REDZONE".  Now, if you're new to this blog, or even if you happen to be a happy veteran, there's no way this isn't going to sound like I'm shilling for these people.  For the record, they are not giving me a dime.  In fact, all that they are providing me is the best football coverage in the history of time.

And it's kind of hypnotic.

There are no commercials.

There are no timeouts.

There are no breaks, at all, in the football coverage.

This program just swings back and forth between games, showing you the highlights and the clutch plays, for hours and hours, with no pause at all.  The (one) guy who does it is kind of amazing, as he catches you up on what's happening with the Buccaneers, shows you that crucial third-down play, then switches instantly over to what's happening to the Cardinals. 

All.

Day.

Long.

You watch all of the games.  You see every important play.  "Oho, Chainsawpenguin," I hear you cry, "what if more than one great or important play is happening simultaneously?  What then, smart guy??" 

If that happens (and it does), they split the screen.  And comment on both.  SIMULTANEOUSLY.  They do this for up to four games at one go. 

It's like football mixed with crack.  Mixed with awesome.

And then Sunday was over.  I have no idea where my day went.

Tomorrow, ADVENTURE!!  :)