Day 72: R and I hit the gym, and then we...
Hang on.
Hold up a second.
What was THAT??
An advertisement on my television just touted that "Snow White and the Huntsman" is now available for on-demand viewing. Further, the lithe spokesmodel says:
"Starring Charlize Theron and Chris Hemsworth."
...
So I guess that the *actual* title for this movie should be "The Wicked Queen and the Huntsman, and Some Girl, Who We Cannot, in Good Conscience, Mention as One of the Stars of the Movie, because she slept with the director, and we're all pretty ashamed about what that young lady did to the director's wife, and, of course, to our Robert Pattinson."
...I guess that wouldn't fit on the movie poster, though.
Hang on.
Hold up a second.
What was THAT??
An advertisement on my television just touted that "Snow White and the Huntsman" is now available for on-demand viewing. Further, the lithe spokesmodel says:
"Starring Charlize Theron and Chris Hemsworth."
...
So I guess that the *actual* title for this movie should be "The Wicked Queen and the Huntsman, and Some Girl, Who We Cannot, in Good Conscience, Mention as One of the Stars of the Movie, because she slept with the director, and we're all pretty ashamed about what that young lady did to the director's wife, and, of course, to our Robert Pattinson."
...I guess that wouldn't fit on the movie poster, though.
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