Day 63: My personal trainer is a very nice guy named Mike. Mike doesn't get an alias in this blog, but that's okay because he's one of the two different trainers at my gym named Mike, so I could really be talking about either of them. He has anonymity and plausible deniability, should it ever come to a trial. I have no idea what sort of nefarious things he does on his own time, and far be it from me to speculate. Does he punch puppies for fun when he's not at work? I certainly am no authority on the matter, but as far as I know, he does not. I'm not saying he doesn't, I'm just saying he's never actually said, "Jim, I punch puppies in the face for fun when I am not work." That's all I'm saying.
Anyway, he's working with me to help me get in shape, and hopefully this will be one of those blogs where I can post the before and after pics! Hooray for self improvement! :)
It's Big Mike, by the way. Mike Mendoza. M-E-N-D-O-Z-A.
Here at ChainsawPenguin, I want it known that we cooperate with all relevant law enforcement agencies.
Anyway, he's working with me to help me get in shape, and hopefully this will be one of those blogs where I can post the before and after pics! Hooray for self improvement! :)
It's Big Mike, by the way. Mike Mendoza. M-E-N-D-O-Z-A.
Here at ChainsawPenguin, I want it known that we cooperate with all relevant law enforcement agencies.
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