At the conclusion of the second, which I'm pretty sure they still haven't forgiven me for, R and I were joking (as J was in the restroom), how funny it would be for me to hold Ye Olde Catte up to scare her. I picked up the cat, and we were still laughing about how funny it would be...
... and then she opened the door.
... and then she made a noise that human beings are not supposed to make.
... and then the cat freaked out.
... and then this happened:
That said, gentle reader, here's a recipe for a great evening:
Download all of the works of Mister Neil Marshall:
And the Game of Thrones Episode, "Blackwater".
Then sit back and watch, thinking about HOW TO MAKE MOVIES, and you will receive like fifteen credit hours from UCLA film school.
Leave the cat be.